America: a land increasingly silly

"The owner of an ostrich ranch is planning to shut down after losing a lawsuit against hot-air balloonists he says panicked his birds into a lethal stampede."
In other news, tiny hairdresser and sometime actor Ezzy Dame has admitted to lying about being one of the original Ooompa Loompas.

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  1. There's nothing silly or funny at all about the plight of the dissapearing American Ostrichmen. With this decision, the baloonists now effectivly run this country.

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  2. That would explain why the price of ostrich egg omelettes has skyrocketed recently. As far as lighter than air vehicles go I've always been partial to dirigibles.

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