Many did (Great moments in the history of art, an ongoing series)


At the opening of Toi Sennhauser's show audience members can whisper their secrets into a mouthpiece connected to a puff pastry.

"Sennhauser, 29, is best known for the bread she baked with her vaginal yeast for last year's Seattle Erotic Arts Festival. The Seattle Health Department said she couldn't offer it to anyone, even though, thoroughly cooked, it wasn't a health risk. She displayed it along with the Health Department warning. Whether people ate it or not (many did) was up to them."

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  1. Anonymous11/5/06 11:39 AM

    Nice.

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  2. James11/5/06 5:17 PM

    Sour douche bread?

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  3. C. Van Carter11/5/06 7:11 PM

    Good one. Someone should tell that joke to the puff pastry.

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  4. Anonymous13/5/06 4:53 PM

    Bread from a vagina? Ypres! What a hideous thought. Now, if she could microbrew some beer...

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