Blast of January

Bleak January of tragedy coming on the heels of tragedy. A a sheep gave birth to a human-faced lamb, then an earthquake shook Haiti, followed by the death of Donald Goerke, inventor of SpaghettiOs®. (That all those years it never occurred to Italians to combine ring shaped pasta with sauce in a can shows how lazy they are.)

With the world reeling tomorrow brings another disaster and with it more suffering: the release of Jackie Chan’s new movie The Spy Next Door.

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  1. At this moment, millions of Greeks are chuckling and guffawing, olive oil running from their noses, as they tell the latest Turk sheep-shlupping jokes..

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  2. You're right, though they really have no business doing so.

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  3. Not one person stopped to say "could we at least take a cheek swab?"

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  4. What happens in village not far from city of Izmir stays in village not far from city of Izmir.

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