Low jests for low times

Informed the Government has taken over health care I decide to send a stool sample to my congressman. Absent violent upheaval expect more of this sort of thing.

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  1. Anonymous22/3/10 3:22 PM

    You have been misinformed. Probably by your congressman, the way it sounds.

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  2. C. Van Carter22/3/10 4:05 PM

    I think my congressman was misinformed when he was told he could take over my health care and not have to deal with the unsavory aspects.

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  3. american fez23/3/10 7:31 AM

    Government control of health care doesn't bother me. Currently I suffer with corporate control of health care, via my workplace, which is equally as disastrous. I am sending stool samples to everyone.

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  4. C. Van Carter24/3/10 11:00 AM

    Just think, I could elevate the level of discourse here by going back to talking about monkeys.

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  5. american fez25/3/10 8:14 AM

    But surely you are talking about monkeys now? The zoological term "Government" is a dead giveaway.

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  6. C. Van Carter25/3/10 11:04 AM

    I classify most in government in the invertebrate phyla.

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  7. non de guerre25/3/10 12:16 PM

    I haven't observed discourse this good since reading about the argument between Liza Minelli and David Gest over which one gave the other genital herpes.

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  8. C. Van Carter25/3/10 3:15 PM

    It was the monkey.

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  9. Logan Dudley6/1/24 10:31 AM

    I ennjoyed reading this

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