Scientists say God put taste buds in our lungs because He wants us to smoke tobacco.
To save money, the Telegraph newspaper no longer uses proofreaders.
The Burmese jungle teems with sneezing monkeys that look like Michael Jackson in his later stages. Gruesome thought: could they be Jacko-Bubbles hybrids? Recall the rumors of a secret laboratory in the caverns beneath the Neverland ranch. I will report back once the results of DNA tests are in.
Ghoulish Russian bears are digging up and eating corpses in graveyards: "In Karelia one bear learned how to do it [open a coffin]. He then taught the others," she added, suggesting: "They are pretty quick learners."
When I observed “bears are capable of crimes more heinous than stealing picnic baskets,” I had no idea just how horrible they were.
Russian “yetis” declare war on bears, and who can blame them?
Some people think the Russian yetis (also known as Almasti) are actually Neanderthals.