06 February 2011

Super Bowl Notes

The Stadium

A Cyclopean tomb.

National anthem

Having free-jazz alpehornist Fritz Entegeliebter play it would be an improvement.

Commercials

Beneath a frantic surface the primary quality of the advertisements is one of exhaustion.

Halftime show

Bringing a herd of donkeys out to bray a bit then defecate on the 50 yard line would be an improvement.

The game

I met a double murderer once (wife, mother). We had a friendly conversation about football.

4 comments:

  1. The could give the cheerleaders shovels and have them clean up after the donkeys. That way they'd be part of the show.

    The half time show sucked big time -- you're right about that. Ghetto crap. An embarrassment to the NFL, one would think. But I don't know if they can be embarrassed anymore.

    Used to go to a museum or something on the day of the game -- knew it would be practically empty. Ought to start doing that again I guess.

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  2. Bands aren't widely popular anymore. I'm surprised they haven't yet recognized they could just run a commercial or two for the whole halftime.

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  3. I think the Super Bowl - indeed all football games - would be much more interesting if all the players were roaring drunk.

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  4. A simpler method is to get yourself roaring drunk.

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