A Cyclopean tomb.
Having free-jazz alpehornist Fritz Entegeliebter play it would be an improvement.
Beneath a frantic surface the primary quality of the advertisements is one of exhaustion.
Bringing a herd of donkeys out to bray a bit then defecate on the 50 yard line would be an improvement.
I met a double murderer once (wife, mother). We had a friendly conversation about football.