Brokeback Mountain: A love affair between a pair of homosexualist cowboys ends tragically when one is killed by a horse . The actors playing the leads are (supposedly) straight. Includes graphic sex scenes. If you are into this sort of thing stay home and rent the spaghetti western Django Kill...If You Live, Shoot! instead, it's a weird and entertaining film that includes an honest depiction of homosexualist cowboys - an entire gang of them. Memoirs of a Geisha: A trio of Chinese honeys infiltrates Japan by disguising themselves as whores. The potential of the premise squandered, as unlike the homosexualist cowboy film Memoirs of a Geisha is only PG-13. The Producers: A pair of real life homosexualists (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) portray heterosexual Broadway musical impresarios. Notice the pattern. Do you understand 'Hollywood logic' works now? King Kong: I’ve decided the old-style stop-motion animation is better than tedious modern CGI effects. The latter mechanical
Imagine what a gem young Jeff Dahmer would have become, if only he had been allowed time to develop his lobe.
ReplyDeleteThe trans-orbital lobotomy does have the most salutary effects!
ReplyDelete"All these years later, after a little frontal-lobe development, they were entirely different people."
ReplyDeleteNow they are even more different. They are dead. I like them better this way.
As a teenager I used to throw water balloons at people from a moving vehicle. I would never do that now.
ReplyDeleteAs a teenager, I was frequently struck by objects thrown from moving cars. I thank you for stopping that activity.
ReplyDeleteThose frequent impacts may well have caused the problem that I encountered when I first began driving, however: while speeding down the highway, I could not rid myself of the concern that I was about to run into an invisible wall stretching across the road, with catastrophic results.
Amazing how many teenagers DON'T rob, rape, mutilate etc., etc., before their brains fully mature.
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