Bizarre Space Triangle
An immense orange UFO witnesses describe as “Dorito shaped” returned to the skies over Dudley.1 It flew around for a while, then left.2
I recall writing about the Dudley Dorito’s earlier appearances, but find no mention of it in the archives.3 I also remember seeing an advertisement for the Chia® Hitler in the back of a magazine, sometime in the early 90’s, but I can’t locate any evidence such a product ever existed, which complicates my Christmas shopping.
1Apparently the seductive contours of junk food are crowding basic shapes out of the popular mind.
2The timing is slightly suspicious.
3The inventor of Doritos, Arch West, died in September. He was 97.