15 October 2014

Ebola Solutions


Isolate Ebola cases on a tiki-themed party barge floating five to ten miles offshore; staff the party barge with RI-MANs, deliver supplies by drone. This will contain the spread of infection and provide a festive environment in which to die a horrible death. (If you’re wondering why I haven’t mentioned restricting travel from Africa it’s because I’m focused on realistic solutions.)

3 comments:

  1. By George, I think you've got the perfect solution.

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  2. Hazmat suits made from leis might not protect nurses from ebola, but look quite fetching by flaming torch light.

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  3. cut out the middleman and just remake the United States itself into one giant tiki-themed party oh wait they're on it, never mind

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