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Many believe the robot holocaust has begun after a giant robot savagely attacked a gathering of bus aficionados in Whitby.

Tiny image of Whitbians about to be slaughtered by an 8 ft. mechanical monster courtesy the Whitby Gazette, which apparently has a limited pixel budget.

In other news, gluten free fish and chips are now available in Wetwang.

Imagine the above minus the gluten and there you have what your gluten free Wetwang fish and chips look like, for the most part.

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  1. From Wikipedia, because I had to know: "The village is recorded in the Domesday Book as Wetuuangha. There are two interpretations of the name, one from the Old Norse vaett-vangr, 'field for the trial of a legal action'. Another theory is that it was the "Wet Field" compared to the nearby dry field at Driffield."

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    1. In the olden days they didn't have real estate developers, which is why places could get named Wet Field and Dry Field instead of Paradise Shores and the Tranquil Glade Estates.

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  2. Famed Whitby Labour Party councillor makes Breitbart:

    http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/02/24/labour-councillor-claims-putin-controlled-by-aliens/

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    1. It's nice to see the Nordic aliens mentioned, you hardly ever hear about them these days.

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