People come here looking for the above picture of Gojira - a picture I've never posted before. Why is this so? An appealing explanation is that I've been experiencing visits by web surfers from the future.
My favorite line from the original "Godzilla." It is asked during a raucous press conference: "What does the U.N. plan to do about Godzilla?" Wouldn't ya love to hear Anderson Cooper saying those words. And I for one would pay money for front row seats as the U.N. struggles with a Godzilla policy. Those blue helmets would end up as a kind of corn in Godzilla's waste products. Did Godzilla ever take a crap in any of the movies? Would have been a good ending -- Godzilla drops a load. The camera zooms in on it, and we see the turd has the three heads of Monster Zero, aka Ghidira, thrashing about in it. Steve N.
Yes, Monster Zero had three heads. And that is a great roar Godzilla has, very distinctive. I've noticed on the "Lassie" show Lassie often uses the same bark, also quite distinctive. I bet both could make millions as ring-tones. Of course, I will get nothing from my brilliant idea. What does the U.N. plan to do about that? SteveN.
A Mustiphino has been spotted wandering the halls of Congress. The deranged babblings of an SPLC apparatchik inspired me to coin the word hatefact . Hatefacts are unquestionable facts about immigrants , blacks , women , homosexualists , et al., that the SPLC and those sharing its ideological inclinations deem “hate” or “hateful” to mention. UPDATE: It seems I unwittingly stole the idea for the word hatefact from Peter Brimelow, who used the term “hate facts” in a speech last November .
Crying racism is the first refuge of the moron. Libertarianism is applied autism. If, as immigrationists often claim, the economy benefits so much from low skill workers, why continue to spend money educating native born Americans? Think of the economic boom to result if we stopped funding high schools and colleges in order to increase the homegrown pool of unskilled labor. I dream that someday in the far future the lost art of minstrelsy will be revived. Last time I was in a Las Vegas casino I noticed the hookers were dressed less whorish than the female tourists. Horse betting isn't gambling, it's pari-mutuel wagering. Successful betting requires knowledge, intellect, and the ability to evaluate and take risks. One learns that reality is too complex to be reduced to a mechanical system. It's a gentleman’s sport, of great tradition. When wagering you compete with other bettors, as opposed to passively sitting in the stands unthinkingly adulating various egomaniacal million...
My favorite line from the original "Godzilla." It is asked during a raucous press conference: "What does the U.N. plan to do about Godzilla?"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't ya love to hear Anderson Cooper saying those words. And I for one would pay money for front row seats as the U.N. struggles with a Godzilla policy.
Those blue helmets would end up as a kind of corn in Godzilla's waste products.
Did Godzilla ever take a crap in any of the movies? Would have been a good ending -- Godzilla drops a load. The camera zooms in on it, and we see the turd has the three heads of Monster Zero, aka Ghidira, thrashing about in it.
Steve N.
That would be funny. I have a fuzzy memory of monster zero - did he have three heads?.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line from the original Godzilla was the Big G saying "eeeeaarrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, Monster Zero had three heads. And that is a great roar Godzilla has, very distinctive.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed on the "Lassie" show Lassie often uses the same bark, also quite distinctive. I bet both could make millions as ring-tones. Of course, I will get nothing from my brilliant idea. What does the U.N. plan to do about that?
SteveN.
My favorite line (repeated in all Japanese monster movies) would be:
ReplyDeleteHero: "Ach! The monster! Is coming!"
All: "Ach!"
(Enter monster, rampant)
Anon II
Ach? Wouldn't that be in a German monster movie?
ReplyDeleteI was hoping someone would explain why the google image search for that picture leads here...