People come here looking for the above picture of Gojira - a picture I've never posted before. Why is this so? An appealing explanation is that I've been experiencing visits by web surfers from the future.
My favorite line from the original "Godzilla." It is asked during a raucous press conference: "What does the U.N. plan to do about Godzilla?" Wouldn't ya love to hear Anderson Cooper saying those words. And I for one would pay money for front row seats as the U.N. struggles with a Godzilla policy. Those blue helmets would end up as a kind of corn in Godzilla's waste products. Did Godzilla ever take a crap in any of the movies? Would have been a good ending -- Godzilla drops a load. The camera zooms in on it, and we see the turd has the three heads of Monster Zero, aka Ghidira, thrashing about in it. Steve N.
Yes, Monster Zero had three heads. And that is a great roar Godzilla has, very distinctive. I've noticed on the "Lassie" show Lassie often uses the same bark, also quite distinctive. I bet both could make millions as ring-tones. Of course, I will get nothing from my brilliant idea. What does the U.N. plan to do about that? SteveN.
Brokeback Mountain: A love affair between a pair of homosexualist cowboys ends tragically when one is killed by a horse . The actors playing the leads are (supposedly) straight. Includes graphic sex scenes. If you are into this sort of thing stay home and rent the spaghetti western Django Kill...If You Live, Shoot! instead, it's a weird and entertaining film that includes an honest depiction of homosexualist cowboys - an entire gang of them. Memoirs of a Geisha: A trio of Chinese honeys infiltrates Japan by disguising themselves as whores. The potential of the premise squandered, as unlike the homosexualist cowboy film Memoirs of a Geisha is only PG-13. The Producers: A pair of real life homosexualists (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) portray heterosexual Broadway musical impresarios. Notice the pattern. Do you understand 'Hollywood logic' works now? King Kong: I’ve decided the old-style stop-motion animation is better than tedious modern CGI effects. The latter mechanical
The Illustrious House of Ramires , by Eça de Queirós. A novel about an ineffectual nobleman writing an historical novel about his heroic ancestors. Queirós has been called the Portuguese Flaubert. Large Fees and How to Get Them : a book for the private use of physicians , by Albert V. Harmon, M.D. If you practice early 20th medicine and want large fees, this book is essential reading. If you don’t, there are still lessons in its amusing and unsentimental discussion of various topics, like in the chapter “The Bugbear of Ethics”, where Harmon advises “ethics in its place is a good thing...But there is such a thing as overdoing the ethical proposition”. Histrionics: Three Plays and Over All the Mountain Tops , by Thomas Bernhard. Bernhard once said “I despise actors, indeed I hate them, for they ally themselves at the least sign of danger with the audience and betray the author and completely identify with stupidity and feeble-mindedness. Actors are the destroyers and extermin
My favorite line from the original "Godzilla." It is asked during a raucous press conference: "What does the U.N. plan to do about Godzilla?"
ReplyDeleteWouldn't ya love to hear Anderson Cooper saying those words. And I for one would pay money for front row seats as the U.N. struggles with a Godzilla policy.
Those blue helmets would end up as a kind of corn in Godzilla's waste products.
Did Godzilla ever take a crap in any of the movies? Would have been a good ending -- Godzilla drops a load. The camera zooms in on it, and we see the turd has the three heads of Monster Zero, aka Ghidira, thrashing about in it.
Steve N.
That would be funny. I have a fuzzy memory of monster zero - did he have three heads?.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite line from the original Godzilla was the Big G saying "eeeeaarrrraaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yes, Monster Zero had three heads. And that is a great roar Godzilla has, very distinctive.
ReplyDeleteI've noticed on the "Lassie" show Lassie often uses the same bark, also quite distinctive. I bet both could make millions as ring-tones. Of course, I will get nothing from my brilliant idea. What does the U.N. plan to do about that?
SteveN.
My favorite line (repeated in all Japanese monster movies) would be:
ReplyDeleteHero: "Ach! The monster! Is coming!"
All: "Ach!"
(Enter monster, rampant)
Anon II
Ach? Wouldn't that be in a German monster movie?
ReplyDeleteI was hoping someone would explain why the google image search for that picture leads here...