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What sort of country is it where a man can’t stroll down the street with his rat riding on the back of his cat riding on the back of his dog without first having a permit? Certainly not a free one, but as Gregory Pike found out, that’s the law in Santa Fe, New Mexico (and probably in your horrible state as well).

Worse, after capitulating to police pressure and purchasing a permit Mr. Pike was fined $500 by animal control because his furry friends lacked tags and because he wasn’t carrying “the required poop bags.”

Unsurprisingly, at least to those familiar with the concept of anarcho-tyranny, the New Mexican authorities who enthusiastically harass Mr. Pike for being creative can’t be bothered to do anything about the thousands of illegal aliens in the state who roam about with impunity (and without poop bags).

While here in the USA things only seem to get worse Japan’s future is looking better than ever because Japanese girls are getting curvier.

Comments

  1. Ali8/5/07 2:57 PM

    Here's anungated link.

    BTW, did you know Condoleeza Rice's
    anti-Russian criticisms were due to
    sexual     problems?

    I think I've found a worthy competitor to the Tide.

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  2. Ali8/5/07 3:00 PM

    http://forums.motortrend.com/70/6300848/the-drive-in/japanese-women-getting-cuvier-thanks-to-us/

    D'oh. Copy and paste.

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  3. C. Van Carter8/5/07 3:51 PM

    Thanks for that, it wasn't gated when I linked it. Kidding aside it's an interesting article.

    I miss the Tide - has there been anything good in it lately? I wasn't joking when I said I stopped reading it because it was giving me a headache.

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  4. togo10/5/07 6:11 AM

    The Chronicles website just went through a possibly Stalinesque renovation: all of the work of Sam Francis has been removed.

    ReplyDelete
  5. C. Van Carter10/5/07 11:30 AM

    You're right. What's going on? We should all email and ask.

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