Those of us warning homosexualist marriage would to lead inter-species unions were proven right last Sunday when a man in Southern India married a female dog named Selvi. Alas, the honeymoon was over before it ever really started:
"During a feast attended by some 200 guests after the traditional Hindu wedding ceremony, Selvi grew restless and ran away."
But the newlyweds may have patched things up:
"She was subsequently recaptured and returned to her husband who gave her milk and a bun to eat."
It’s is easy to foresee what comes next: gay inter-species marriage, followed by increasingly disgusting combinations unpleasant to even imagine, leading inevitably to a transsexual marrying a bowl of pudding.