Madonna intends to harvest the child’s stem cells then inject them in hopes it will slow down her over ripening process, and argues if the child is allowed to stay in Malawi it will only go to waste.
President and Mrs. Obama traveled to London for the G20 Summit. There they met the Royal Family, whom Michele impressed by lifting the Queen above her head (three times). They also gave the Queen an iPod.
At the actual G20 Summit the economic situation was a major concern. There was little agreement, but there was consensus that tax havens like tiny Liechtenstein who had nothing to do with causing the economic crisis should be punished.
In the United States overly indulgent parents are spoiling babies by feeding them rocket fuel. On Friday the Iowa Supreme Court imposed same-sex “marriage” by judicial fiat. Homosexualists cheered the ruling, pledging to stage extravagant ass orgies in homes and public parks throughout the Hawkeye state over the weekend. They also said they will celebrate the Court ruling somehow, perhaps with a brunch.
"You know where you can get spotlights, there's big giant holes where it ripped them out," said RJ.