Skubalophagia

In a column about his epic journey from liberal Democrat to liberal Republican, pundit and milquetoast David Brooks reveals he enjoys eating garbage: "So I sit there in my green jacket, happily chewing on a Twizzler that I probably left in a pocket in 1979..."

Disgusting as Brooks habit is, I suspect most establishment pundits of the official press are secretly harboring far grosser vices.

Comments

  1. Difficult to take his writing seriously when he fails to mention whether it was a fruit-flavored or licorice Twizzler.

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  2. He was taught to omit telling details in journalism school.

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