20 October 2011

International Items

Mulazim Awwal Moamer  Mohammad Abu Minyar al-Kazzafi.

In Libya, Sarkozy and Obama helped rebels murder Muammar Gaddafi*. Why is unclear, perhaps they envied Mr. Khaddafi’s style.

Obama inserted troops into Uganda, which sounds vaguely dirty, and probably is.

In the UK Mike Newman, a blind man, flew a plane for a record setting 26 consecutive loops. He insists he did it on purpose.


*Prounced Qadhdhafi.

11 comments:

  1. I'm sure I saw that guy on the man-o-rail.

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  2. Don't ask me what I was doing on the man-o-rail.

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  3. I'm trying to get government funds to build a solar powered man-o-rail connecting Libya with Niger.

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  4. "In Libya, Sarkozy and Obama helped rebels murder Muammar Gaddafi*. Why is unclear, perhaps they envied Mr. Khaddafi’s style."

    This is actually more than a rhetorical question. After all, Gaddafi was an open borders traitor dedicated to making Libyans foreigners in their own country. What's not for traitorous Western elites not to love about him?

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  5. Well, there goes that theory. I guess C. van Carter and Dennis Dale aren't the same person.

    How unfair that Seattle has two such personages while Columbus has none.

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  6. "Obama inserted troops into Uganda, which sounds vaguely dirty, and probably is."

    Why not search the facetious phrase "Ugandan Discussions"? - you might be interested in what you find.

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  7. I just want to know what will become of those honeys who served as Muamar's bodyguard detail. Because I'd like to hold Ugandan discussions with THEM.

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  8. Hey, when are you bringing back your Craptocracy blog?

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  9. Anon: Haven't the candidates transcended mockery? I do have a few jokes I may need to make.

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