Maybe Someday

After carefully studying the pufferfish, a group of unnamed scientists concluded humans “may eventually” evolve beaks. I think humans may eventually evolve elephant-like proboscides, allowing continuous snacking from the fast food bag while eyes and fingers are occupied by screens and buttons. Admittedly, I can’t back up my theory with any sort of aquatic animal.


  1. The Scotsman's LYNDSAY BUCKLAND is a regular Nicholas Wade, i'n't she?

  2. I believe the human evolution you describe is a Hindoo deity called Ganesha (who probably watches his subjects on a flatscreen TV while eating popadoms)


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