Meow Meow Flu

The slow but relentless creep of the deadly bird flu continues: it’s now infecting cats. There is no need to panic, however, I’m told cats are still safe to eat as long as prepared properly (which involves a thorough cooking and, presumably, a spicy sauce of some sort). If humanity is to be wiped out by this particular plague it would be nice if the outbreak commenced shortly. It’s almost as if the deadly bird flu is toying with us - or else isn’t a threat at all.

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  1. James6/3/06 4:48 PM

    Let the plague begin right?

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  2. C. Van Carter6/3/06 7:43 PM

    Birds should be required to wear tiny surgical masks over their beaks.

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