Barge into the New Year

A strange beginning to the New Year in Malaysia, as a pair of huge anomalous objects materialized in the sea off the coast:
“I thought they may be mysterious islands which had surfaced unnaturally from the bottom of the sea,” said villager Ismail Mat Taib, who had been herding cattle near the beach.
Not an unreasonable guess, but after they washed ashore the fanciful cowboy realized the curious objects were 200 yard long, three story high barges. So far no one has come forward to claim ownership of them.

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