It only seems like the same joke everyone else is making

First it was learned professional right-wing negro Armstrong Williams took $240,000 in bribes to opine favorably about the Bush administration, now we learn pundit and non-lesbian Maggie Gallagher received money as well, nearly $40,000.

For the record, I haven’t received any filthy lucre from the Bush administration or anyone else to say anything. But it doesn’t have to be that way. I will extol the virtues of any asinine plan the administration wants in exchange for the government picking up my bar tab for a year, making me cheaper than Mr. Williams and slightly more expensive than Mrs. Gallagher.

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  1. C. Van Carter27/1/05 9:18 PM

    I'm not one of "Satan's U.S. troops" but I did work briefly in his PR department. Strange cat, always brought a sack lunch.

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  2. C. Van Carter29/1/05 11:58 AM

    We all called him 'Gigolo Tony' because he was so smooth with the ladies.

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