To be fair to Togo

Since I have mocked the Togolese taste for voodoo, witch doctors, and magic charms made from animal skulls and human hunchback humps, it seems only fair to acknowledge the existence in the West of people who believe:
There is an extraordinary natural healing substance, produced by our own bodies, that modern medical science has proven to be one of the most powerful natural medicines known to man. Unlike many other natural medical therapies, this method requires no monetary investment or doctor's intervention and can be easily accessed and used at any time.
The extensive medical research findings on this natural medicine have never been compiled and released to the general public before now, but those who have been fortunate enough to hear about this medicine and use it have found that it can produce often astounding healing even when all other therapies have failed.
And this substance is?
This extraordinary miracle medicine that numerous doctors, researchers and hundreds of people have used for healing is human urine.
Each to his own taste, as the saying goes.

Comments

  1. Great. Now instead if being pissed off by an illness you can be "pissed on". Amazing reporting BTW.

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  2. Ha! Nice one.

    Ghandi enjoyed drinking his own urine (why do I know these things?). I'm not sure if it's wise to delve too deeply into this subject...

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