Buy now, don't DeLay

Remeber when I warned about what was happening to Tom DeLay? Well, the jackals pursuing him continue to howl, and are increasing in numbers and boldness. Now, more than ever, it’s necessary to show your support for Tom DeLay by purchasing a pair of Free DeLay! thong panties. What’s that you say? You’ve already purchased a pair of Free DeLay! thong panties? How odd, because according to the records for my online store, Across Difficult Products, no one has purchased a pair of Free DeLay! thong panties. Shame on you people of America. In the event Tom DeLay ends up getting destroyed, do you want it on your conscience you did nothing to help? I didn’t think so. So act now, so I can stop with this nonsense.

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