Crises Averted

Exciting news from Kenya, where the locals have stumbled upon a solution for the ‘child care crisis’ that threatens working mommies throughout the West:
A dog foraging for food retrieved an abandoned baby girl in a forest in Kenya and carried her to its litter of puppies, according to media reports yesterday.
The stray dog carried the infant across a busy road and a barbed wire fence in a poor neighbourhood in the Ngong Forests area of the capital, Nairobi, a witness, Stephen Thoya, told the independent Daily Nation newspaper.
Notice these clever Kenyan pooches can care for children from instinct alone, so I imagine with minimal instruction the dogs can be taught to also care for oldies, thus solving that expensive problem as well.

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  1. Anonymous10/5/05 11:06 PM

    Just as long as they don't put those Kenyan dogs on the cruise ships. That would be cruel.

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  2. C. Van Carter10/5/05 11:58 PM

    The cruise ships! I'd forgotten about the cruise ships. It's a good think you're remembering these things, I barely know what day it is.

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