The fumes of sighs
According to the Washington Post, “teen smoking has dropped by almost 50 percent since the late '90s”. I’m not surprised, from what I’ve observed of modern youth they only open their maws to babble on cell phones or to shove in another McWhopper Doublejackburger™. Smoking is a civilized pastime, and civilized pastimes hold little appeal for our pudgy pubescents.
Everyone should have a hobby, don't you think?