Not going back to that cage

A chimpanzee has been spotted roaming the backyards of Thousand Oaks, California. Attempts to capture the animal have been unsuccessful, but the authorities are reassuring residents they have nothing to fear, even though an eyewitness reports the chimp has armed itself with a club.

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  1. Steve Sailer25/7/06 4:54 PM

    That may have something to do with the black monolith that suddenly appeared in nearby Agoura.

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  2. C. Van Carter25/7/06 5:48 PM

    Ha!

    The people of Thousand Oaks should be glad he wasn't carrying nunchuks or butterfly knife. It's hard out there for a chimp.

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