30 September 2010

Treacherous Bait

Near the nation’s capitol a sea serpent was spotted, swimming merrily along. Cryptozoologists hope the monster will be captured; normal Americans hope politicians will be lured to the banks of the Potomac, where the serpent can lunge out and devour them.

2 comments:

  1. Well that is just great. Who are these "normal Americans?"

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  2. I've never met them, I've only spoken to them over the phone.

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