Slow Burn
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A pair of tortoises set fire to a home in Fordingbridge, the Salisbury Journal reports . Remember how we all laughed at the Ugandan policeman who shot and killed a fleeing tortoise , after it aggressively and violently chased him? Maybe we owe him an apology.