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You Should Have Had Plums Tonight

A Florida man began the new year by attacking his girlfriend with a banana. Just think, in the near future, after bananas have been wiped out by a putrefying fungus , this sort of assault will be carried out with a mango, or an apple, or a pomegranate, or in tragic circumstances, a potato.