You Should Have Had Plums Tonight

A Florida man began the new year by attacking his girlfriend with a banana. Just think, in the near future, after bananas have been wiped out by a putrefying fungus, this sort of assault will be carried out with a mango, or an apple, or a pomegranate, or in tragic circumstances, a potato.

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  1. Mercurius Aulicus4/1/14 10:45 PM

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  2. Mercurius Aulicus4/1/14 10:50 PM

    And now for something completely different.

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  3. Mercurius Aulicus4/1/14 10:59 PM

    And don't forget grapefruit

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  4. american fez6/1/14 9:08 AM

    Having been, when a small boy, the proud and gleeful owner of a toy plastic bazooka that fired decent sized potatoes, I can assure you that the humble spud can do a lot of damage.

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