The Japanese have invented a robot for the home, named RI-MAN, capable of carrying a life-like, realistic sex doll in his robot arms. This is a tremendous breakthrough for feeble and lazy perverts of the life-like, realistic sex doll persuasion, who no longer have to get out of bed. In the future RI-MAN the robot may also be used to care for Japan’s elderly, so RI-MAN has been programmed to distinguish eight different kinds of smells. I’m guessing one is doo-doo smell, one is that weird old people smell, and one is banana pudding smell. That leaves five smells I’d rather not try and guess. In the future, experts tell us, America will use Mexican immigrants to take care of her excess elderly, and that with a little training many of them can be taught to distinguish as many smells (ocho) as RI-MAN . I wonder if this preference for Mexicans isn’t motivated by robo-phobic bigotry. It’s claimed Mexican immigrants are cheaper than robots. Perhaps, but look at RI-MAN’s hands - he could
Where are you Mr Carter Van Carter?
ReplyDeleteI've news of a school in Malaysia that has been tormented by evil spirits. "Some students have claimed to have seen all sorts of beings in the school, from a pontianak to a pochong. - See more at: http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/over-50-pupils-and-teachers-affected-mass-hysteria-kota-baru-school#sthash.xh1HOLZP.dpuf".
Furthermore, "We had to close the school today (Thursday). To date, we have more than eight ustaz and bomoh to help us chase away spirits that are said to be in the school compound," she said. - See more at: http://news.asiaone.com/news/malaysia/school-hit-mass-hysteria-appeals-help-0#sthash.2JXTtQBz.dpuf
Appears that Mr. VC has been laying low...it could be the appearance of the Pontianak (possibly meant as Pontiac?...the Judge could explain this sudden devotion) or perhaps a late-life conversion to Gnomonism...Mr. VC may be the last living devotee of the Jimmerson Spiral. Let's see if this message finally smokes VC out from his lair.
ReplyDeleteIf the previous story about a Malaysian school persecuted by evil spirits didn't get a reaction from Mr Van Carter - I don't know what will.
ReplyDeleteSome additional news that I'm sure would interest Carter Van Carter and his readers. "Indian farmers demand action as lightning kills 93 people in two days" at https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/22/lightning-strikes-kill-dozens-in-india.
ReplyDeleteWhat will they do? Issue portable lighting rods?