Tubs of Fun



I lack the progressive fervor for buggery, so if I were President I would never call and congratulate someone for being a homosexualist. I would, however, call and congratulate someone for squandering his life savings on a carnival game in exchange for a giant-stuffed-Rastafarian banana with dreadlocks. Partly for reminding us there is little at all done among men that is not full of folly, as Erasmus put it, and partly because just look at that banana.

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  1. Anonymous30/4/13 9:18 PM

    *sigh* How I wish you posted more often...

    :-)

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    1. C. Van Carter1/5/13 9:57 AM

      I've been spending all my free time playing carnival games, trying to win one of those bananas.

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