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Doomsaying scientists who believe we are closer to doomsday have reset the Doomsday Clock to Three Minutes till Doom. After learning from a television commercial that people are smearing themselves with grease made from melted-down flightless birds, I wonder if we haven’t passed the Point of Doom already and didn't notice.


  1. The doom alarm a while ago but humanity pressed the "snooze" button and kept on dreaming.

    1. Ha ha. You've inspired my next art project: a glass box containing a doomsday clock and an emu who averts the apocalypse by pecking the clock's giant snooze button.


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