Extrapolations

The olden days.

Scientists say millions of years ago canines were unlikable weaselly creatures, and it’s in large part thanks to global warming they evolved into the delightful modern dog-shape we all know and love.

This suggests to me global warming could transform other weaselly creatures, like rats and lawyers, into more pleasing forms (don’t ask why the warming didn’t make weasels themselves less weaselly) . Mention this the the next time someone tells you climate change is an entirely bad thing.

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  1. american fez24/8/15 1:25 PM

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    1. C. Van Carter25/8/15 11:30 AM

      Set up a Sredni Vashtar church in a storefront and in today's climate I think it would be fairly popular.

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