Olympics Notes

Why does Usain Bolt act like a ding-dong?

Because he hangs out with the Ding Dong:

“Dancing is one of Bolt's passions and he often spends time learning new moves from one of Jamaica's most popular street dancers, Ding Dong.”

Comments

  1. Anonymous29/8/08 12:43 PM

    I've seen a few ding dongs in my day, and some go down easy. Others produce...friction.

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  2. C. Van Carter30/8/08 5:39 PM

    I'm sure you have.

    The farther away we get from the Olympics, the sadder that post is.

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  3. TGGP31/8/08 5:58 PM

    Have you heard about the Indonesian woman that grows metal wires out of her stomach?

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  4. C. Van Carter31/8/08 9:42 PM

    I hadn't. It's bad to publicize her case - if she's sprouting valuable copper wire methheads will steal her.

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