I note you have not posted in quite some time, unlike The Ambler, who gave conservative folk a good one in the old yarbles right after the election, and who has continued to be unsusually prolific. Perhaps he feels invigorated by the ascension of The One to the presidency. Personally, I'm petrified.
Of course, I meant to refer to The American Fez, and not The Ambler, who has been stuck on the same thought for over two months now.
Given the poularity of comic book and horror movies lately, you might wish to seize the day and write a screenplay of your Sandsend Blob project for sale to Dreamworks. If it is not too early, I would like to be among the first to recommend Bo Swenson for the role of the Blob.
I recently stumbled across this disturbing article:
No explanation for mystery gas cloud Things are back to normal in Kittery, after a mysterious cloud of gas floated over the city Monday morning, causing several stores and the town's high school to be evacuated..( more )
I wonder, what were the whereabouts of female impersonator and third-rate journalist Garance Franke-Ruta on the day in question? In a recent item published on the webpage of little read magazine The American Prospect , Mr. Franke-Ruta, clearly suffering from envy, has taken it upon himself to attack the brilliant Steve Sailer because Sailer was quoted in the New York Times (apparently no one at the New York Times will take notice of the journalism of poor Mr. Garance Franke-Ruta, despite his pretending to be a woman). But the attack is nothing more than an odorous gas cloud. Mr. Franke-Ruta's accuses the New York Times of being "shoddy" for mentioning Sailer, and calls Sailer's opinio...
A Mustiphino has been spotted wandering the halls of Congress. The deranged babblings of an SPLC apparatchik inspired me to coin the word hatefact . Hatefacts are unquestionable facts about immigrants , blacks , women , homosexualists , et al., that the SPLC and those sharing its ideological inclinations deem “hate” or “hateful” to mention. UPDATE: It seems I unwittingly stole the idea for the word hatefact from Peter Brimelow, who used the term “hate facts” in a speech last November .
Sounds like "The Phantom Tollbooth."
ReplyDeleteI note you have not posted in quite some time, unlike The Ambler, who gave conservative folk a good one in the old yarbles right after the election, and who has continued to be unsusually prolific. Perhaps he feels invigorated by the ascension of The One to the presidency. Personally, I'm petrified.
ReplyDeleteI've been working on my novel, Sandsend Blob! A romance.
ReplyDeleteWell that explains it. At least your time has been well spent. All I've done is sulk in the corner.
ReplyDeleteMay I take the liberty of suggesting another title? How about "Springtime for Whitby, or, The Sandsend Blob : a Romance"
ReplyDeleteOf course, I meant to refer to The American Fez, and not The Ambler, who has been stuck on the same thought for over two months now.
ReplyDeleteGiven the poularity of comic book and horror movies lately, you might wish to seize the day and write a screenplay of your Sandsend Blob project for sale to Dreamworks. If it is not too early, I would like to be among the first to recommend Bo Swenson for the role of the Blob.
Spring in Whitby is foamy and occult, MCB.
ReplyDeleteAnon: There's big money to be had writing about Draculas. Sandsend Blobs, not so much.