The Japanese have invented a robot for the home, named RI-MAN, capable of carrying a life-like, realistic sex doll in his robot arms. This is a tremendous breakthrough for feeble and lazy perverts of the life-like, realistic sex doll persuasion, who no longer have to get out of bed. In the future RI-MAN the robot may also be used to care for Japan’s elderly, so RI-MAN has been programmed to distinguish eight different kinds of smells. I’m guessing one is doo-doo smell, one is that weird old people smell, and one is banana pudding smell. That leaves five smells I’d rather not try and guess. In the future, experts tell us, America will use Mexican immigrants to take care of her excess elderly, and that with a little training many of them can be taught to distinguish as many smells (ocho) as RI-MAN . I wonder if this preference for Mexicans isn’t motivated by robo-phobic bigotry. It’s claimed Mexican immigrants are cheaper than robots. Perhaps, but look at RI-MAN’s hands - he
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ReplyDelete"The present is not a newer version of the past, but an infinity unto itself. Think upon it! And the past, well that is an inexplicable, category of the poetic, that arises in thought. Dwell there if you like, and at your own risk. You are staring at the world . . . that is how I developed this picture taking method . . . I don't know why we are confused by mere chronological time terminology at all! People in the distant past weren't--- All you have to do is read their books to find that out."
Thanks for the opportunity to quote from my exclusive source: the notebooks of Edward Williams.
No, thank you, for ornamenting my bare branch of post with insights from the notebooks of our friend Mr. Willaims.
ReplyDeleteare you implying that there are less lizards in our imaginations?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, it depends upon your individual over/under for lizards.
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