Mind Over Matters

Pondering recent events in the Middle East I realized it would ease tensions if news reports referred to Israel’s raid on the aid flotilla as Israel’s raid on the AIDS tortilla. It then occurred to me redefining oil as “nature’s gravy” makes the oil leak crisis go away. A story headlined "Massive Flow of Nature’s Gravy Means Early Thanksgiving for Gulf Coast Shorebirds" would be heartwarming. Economic conditions seem less grim if one pictures the economy as a donkey who tries to rape children.

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  2. C. Van Carter10/6/10 10:52 AM

    How do you feel about donkeys, Megaan?

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    Excellent animal.
    Fancy the donkey I have seen so far. I have added the donkey to my friends. Hope to receive positive from Golden Ass. Thanks for visiting my donkey.

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  4. C. Van Carter10/6/10 1:14 PM

    Ha!

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