Nine Pints of Beer

I get word of the Greg Mortensen scandal while visiting the Tieraufstapelung Academy, a school I founded in the poor and lawless state of Bihar which teaches wayward girls the ancient art of animal stacking. It’s sad the deceptions of a man I've never met cast doubt on my legitimate travel accounts and charity work, but that’s the world we live in now.


  1. Speaking of your upcoming picture book, I own about a dozen golf course picture books with photos exactly like this one.

  2. All the poverty and lawlessness is taking place off to the right.

    Bihar's oldest golf course was established by the British in 1916.


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