Manus Dei

A "mysterious hand" appeared at appeared at a church service in Calabar, Nigeria, and why not?1 The people of Calabar certainly could use a hand. The mysterious hand, radiating light, "pierced through the ceiling" of the the Glorious Assemblies Ministries, astounding all who witnessed it.2

Pastor Timmy Larry "described the hand as the hand of Jesus Christ", which matches the account of parishioner Princess Agnes Archibong, who said "the hand does not look like ordinary [i.e. black] hand".3

Oddly, one of Calabar's many attractions is a statue of a giant hand.


1Nigeria is roughly 30 times the size of Belgium.

 2The Glorious Assemblies Ministries is "popularly known" as the Christ Endtime Military Academy.

 3Possibly a descendant of King Archibong III.

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  1. american fez29/8/12 7:20 AM

    That giant hand would make an excellent slide for kids

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