The Sports of Love


From the pages of the Siberian Times comes the story of the power lifter who killed out of love for Gadaffi, whom she never met.

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  1. Mercurius Aulicus8/10/13 4:09 AM

    Sorry to go off subject, but My Dear Sir, I was wondering whether you had heard the news about killer giant hornets in China? e.g. http://www.isegoria.net/2013/09/giant-hornet-attacks/

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    1. C. Van Carter8/10/13 10:15 AM

      There's a terrific NatGeo (I think) show about those which films them invading a honeybee hive.

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    2. Mercurius Aulicus8/10/13 5:08 PM

      I would love to see a documentary on what happens when a hornet attempts to invade a Japanese honey bee hive. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet

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    3. C. Van Carter8/10/13 7:40 PM

      Here's a clip from it.

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    4. C. Van Carter8/10/13 7:42 PM

      A fun question for environmentalists: if those things were endangered should steps be taken to preserve them?

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    5. Anonymous20/10/13 6:22 PM

      In Lilo and Stitch, Earth was designated as a wildlife sanctuary to protect the mosquito. The aliens who came to Earth were excited to be bitten by them.

      Anyway, amazing how even Russia doesn't have enough alpha males for their women. No, that's not the problem, the problem is that women are ever trusted, at all, for any reason. They are born traitors.

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    6. C. Van Carter22/10/13 10:23 AM

      It shouldn't be surprising a lady powerlifter took an impulse too far.

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  2. american fez30/10/13 7:30 AM

    Will you compose the rock opera based on this story or shall I? From the article it appears the show-stopping aria has already been written by the heroine herself.

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    1. C. Van Carter30/10/13 10:30 AM

      Great idea. You do the music, I will come up with some lyrics that ryhme with Ustiuzhaninova.

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    2. C. Van Carter30/10/13 10:34 AM

      I find it curious the Siberian Amazon wrote her message in English.

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    3. american fez31/10/13 12:24 PM

      Everyone communicates in English now. It's the universal language of "Put Me On Television."

      Stealing a two hour slab of Schoenberg performed on an oud will work for the music.

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