Brokeback Mountain: A love affair between a pair of homosexualist cowboys ends tragically when one is killed by a horse . The actors playing the leads are (supposedly) straight. Includes graphic sex scenes. If you are into this sort of thing stay home and rent the spaghetti western Django Kill...If You Live, Shoot! instead, it's a weird and entertaining film that includes an honest depiction of homosexualist cowboys - an entire gang of them. Memoirs of a Geisha: A trio of Chinese honeys infiltrates Japan by disguising themselves as whores. The potential of the premise squandered, as unlike the homosexualist cowboy film Memoirs of a Geisha is only PG-13. The Producers: A pair of real life homosexualists (Matthew Broderick, Nathan Lane) portray heterosexual Broadway musical impresarios. Notice the pattern. Do you understand 'Hollywood logic' works now? King Kong: I’ve decided the old-style stop-motion animation is better than tedious modern CGI effects. The latter mechanical
When I first saw the title of this post, I thought CVC had written a smartalecky commentary on some unfortunate soul getting his gold dental work snatched from his mouth. 'Cos its happened... http://www.examiner.com/article/man-accused-of-robbing-people-of-gold-grills-from-their-mouth-home-invasion
ReplyDeleteWhat lousy journalism, the story doesn't say if the robbery victims got the grills back.
DeleteHow about #BringBackOurGrowls - the state-by-state campaign to outlaw performing de-barking vocalization softening surgery on dogs. It's already banned in the UK.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good one. I've moved on to my new cause, #BrangBackOurSubstandardPastTenses.
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