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The Department of Homeland Security encourages patriotic citizens to submit information regarding security threats. I myself recently alerted DHS of a plan to infiltrate America with potential terrorists, as well as the identity of the diabolical mastermind behind the plot.

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  1. Anonymous18/9/06 12:05 PM

    "We really want to make this special. We're going to truck in halal food from Kansas City," Holland said. "The Saudi government is trying to place the students in a variety of institutions across the country, but where you get the competitive advantage is how you treat the students when they get here."

    This is really scary! Sometimes you just want to lie down and wait for the end.

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  2. C. Van Carter18/9/06 1:55 PM

    When I was in college they didn't truck in "special" food for me. By "special" I mean food that tasted good. In part I blame my dad for his not owning any oil wells.

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