Keep them away from the controls

President Obama intends to put Mussulmen into space. Good news! I thought, until I realized he didn’t mean all of them. Instead the plan is to use the space program for "outreach" to "to non-traditional partners". For we live in a time of Progress, and Progress requires NASA abandon its mission of boldly going where no man has gone before to serve, instead, as an orbital ‘Make-A-Wish Foundation’ for backwards countries.

This ridiculousness can‘t be prevented, so we should make the best of it and urge the President to also send a Zambian Afronaut or two.

Comments

  1. ziel22/2/10 6:51 PM

    I'm still a bit bemused by Obama's inability to find, in a nation of over 300 million people, a single white guy qualified to run NASA.

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  2. C. Van Carter23/2/10 11:25 AM

    That's hate speech he was the most qualified!!!!

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  3. TGGP9/3/10 11:44 PM

    It would bankrupt the nation (many nations, if they chipped in) to send them all into space. Detroit is much cheaper.

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