Keep them away from the controls

President Obama intends to put Mussulmen into space. Good news! I thought, until I realized he didn’t mean all of them. Instead the plan is to use the space program for "outreach" to "to non-traditional partners". For we live in a time of Progress, and Progress requires NASA abandon its mission of boldly going where no man has gone before to serve, instead, as an orbital ‘Make-A-Wish Foundation’ for backwards countries.

This ridiculousness can‘t be prevented, so we should make the best of it and urge the President to also send a Zambian Afronaut or two.


  1. I'm still a bit bemused by Obama's inability to find, in a nation of over 300 million people, a single white guy qualified to run NASA.

  2. That's hate speech he was the most qualified!!!!

  3. It would bankrupt the nation (many nations, if they chipped in) to send them all into space. Detroit is much cheaper.


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