Evening Primrose

Life imitates John Henry Collier: Iowa man lives inside Wal-Mart store for three days.

In other news: last Saturday in Cyprus a little girl was forced to touch gigantic lemons the size of swollen donkey balls as part of some disgusting Cypriot fertility ritual.

Come on feel the lemon.

In other other news: sun remains dangerous. This is a very important point.


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