It’s cold outside and the paint’s peeling off of my walls

Apparently stealing our money is not enough - oldies are now learning how to use canes to strike young men in the balls and various other places. One malicious granny who mastered these so-called 'Combat-Cane' techniques broke a fellow's "nose and two of his ribs." Why am I not surprised? And this is after young people were nice enough to invent the RI-MAN helper robot to clean up after them, and care for them, and cradle their disgusting wrinkly bodies in his robo-arms when everyone else refuses to touch them. Modern oldies are an ungrateful lot.


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