What was left of the day went away

Embarassing news for anti-smoking fanatics, a South Carolina woman escaped being killed by a tree because she was taking a cigarette break. So not only is smoking a relaxing and contemplative pastime, it can save your life.

Trees, on the other hand, are a menace. Unlike secondhand smoke, which no one has ever died from, trees cause the deaths of innocent people every day.


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